Okay, like I said in the first post of this series, the question "What do you think of me?" is a tricky one when asked on a blog. I am answering an imaginary interrogator. My answers, however, are predicated upon what I think of said questioner.
Each of my answers will start with "I think you are..." but who is "you" in this case? Is it you, a specific reader? Or is it a general You, a collective You, perhaps related to the infamous They that I'm always hearing about?
I have decided that the "you" in this case is whomever crosses my mind as I answer the question. And since the question will be asked 25 times, I suppose that there is a possibility of 25 different "yous" being represented in my mind. Hell, maybe there'll be more than 25. Maybe there'll be less.
In any case, here I go with the last installment:
What do you think of me?
I think you are everything that I love
What do you think of me?
I think you are everything that I loathe
What do you think of me?
I think that I need to impress you all the time
What do you think of me?
I think that you are someone who might understand me if only I could express myself perfectly
What do you think of me?
I think that I love writing to you
What do you think of me?
I think that you egg me on
What do you think of me?
I think of you like an old friend who knows me well yet doesn't know me completely
What do you think of me?
I think you must like me in some way
What do you think of me?
I think you are a force of nature that cannot be stopped
What do you think of me?
I think you are a projection of what is inside of me
What do you think of me?
I think you are a reflection of my own fears and dreams
What do you think of me?
I think you want to know what becomes of me
What do you think of me?
I think you wish I wasn't so angry
What do you think of me?
I think you sometimes wonder if I'm telling the truth or not
What do you think of me?
I think you probably get a few good laughs out of my posts
What do you think of me?
I think you are incredibly patient with the likes of me
What do you think of me?
I think you are amused by my solipsism
What do you think of me?
I think you think I'm a fool
What do you think of me?
I think you find me irresistible
What do you think of me?
I think you are unknowable
What do you think of me?
I think I know you very well
What do you think of me?
I think you split my mind in two
What do you think of me?
I think you torment me pleasurably
What do you think of me?
I think you watch in morbid fascination as I flagellate myself
What do you think of me?
I think you are the something to help me get through this life
HAVE A NICE WEEKEND, FOLKS!!
2 comments:
What do I think of you, Violet?
I think you are one of Stevie Wonder's Superwomen, and I think you are looking for a good, honest man who will not wilt like a flower in your presence.
I think you are someone who expects way more than is possible from the people you care about, and when they do not match your lofty ideals it is disappointing, to say the least.
In other words, you're a dreamer, just like me...
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